For just 5¢, zoo staff will name a cockroach after your former lover and feed it to an animal at their “Cockroach Festival” event on Valentine’s Day.
And if your ex-boo was an especially snakey one, pay 20¢ more to have them name a rat and feed it to a reptile instead.
The best part of the deal? You don’t have to be at the zoo to watch your ex-turned-pest get eaten up. The zoo plans to stream the feedings on Facebook Live.
You’ll even receive a certificate to share on social media. If you’re feeling brave enough, post it and tag that unlucky someone.
You have until February 13 at 7 p.m. to submit a name through the zoo’s website.
Only first names will be displayed during the event.